Shutshimi

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April 2016

I wouldn't recommend trying to say "Shutshimi" aloud in a public place because you'll most likely get some stares when you inevitably mispronounce it. It's a pretty simple shoot-em-up game where you just shoot enemies as they come in from the right. Each stage is about a minute long, and after each stage you get a random bonus such as a shield or extra firepower. There are bosses every few stages that are actually pretty difficult. At times it seems like this game is trying a bit too hard to be goofy but for the most part the humor works. Even though the gameplay is a little on the bland side the game is so silly that it's pretty enjoyable.

That fish is ripped!	As you can see this story line will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality.
I liked that the character selection screen provided joke stats.
		You play as the fish on the left and shoot enemies as the come from the right. Pretty similar to about 900 other games from the 90's. At least the arm in the bottom right flexes each time you get points.
You can get better weapons, such as a wicked laser.	Those little fish act as a shield. Kind of morbid. . .
This boss looks intimidating . . .	This game really is kooky.	A bouncy house bonus stage.

	Look at them arms!
A dance party bonus stage.	I can't be sure but I think those are butts with shades.
After each level you pick a bonus for the next stage. Most are good but some are bad. And some are completely pointless.		Take THAT, evil submarine!
		A cameo from the excellent Waoh Dave!
		One of the bonus items gives you a pair of shades. Why?